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The good thing about increased development of The Chrysler Turbo Encabulator - which would supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, and would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters - is that it would further obfuscate the real genesis of Unix which was, of course, a rather crude parody of existing programming languages gone horribly wrong.

The bad news is that shifting R&D funds into the Turbo Encabulator will dampen development of the critical Left-Handed Veeblefetzer.

Only history will decide if this was a good idea on Chrysler's part.

 
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