Requires patients to be implanted with microchips;
Cuts benefits for military families and retirees;
Exempts Muslims from the requirement to obtain coverage;
Allows insurance companies to continue denying coverage to children with preexisting conditions;
Will require 16,500 armed IRS agents to enforce;
Gives President Obama a Nazi-like private army;
Exempts House and Senate members;
Covers erectile-dysfunction drugs for sex offenders;
Provides federal funding for abortions.
