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BP to stuff millions of vuvuzelas into leaking well 

. Petraeus: things will get worse before they get untenable 

. Worm found in Apple 

. Smoking baby inks deal with Pink Owl 

. Loners to form anti-social network 

. Bombshell spy caught with beauty secrets 

. Cheney out of hospital again 

. Economists predict double dip depression 

. Supreme Court, 5-4, to sell guns 

. Biden on misspeaking tour of Middle East 

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