In other news: 

North Korea severs ties with Warner Brothers; 

Spain downgraded to Greece; 

China recalls American-made China; 

Top kill wipes out bottom feeders; 

Report: BP planned for best-case scenario; 

Cheney: plugging leak a personal choice; 

Libertarians die waiting for Joe's Fire Truck; 

Palin puts up 900-mile fence around her house; 

Gold lower against shrimp!

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